Michael, generally an awesome dude, occasionally a tad cocky. But otherwise brilliant.

concentration-lamp:

"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"

"Pretty impressive, huh?"

(Source: hotwinger)

stormer-in-the-den:

aber-flyingtiger:

theagencylimited:

Love this promotional work for Science World.

Maybe that’s why mosquitoes attack me with fanatical zeal

I never want to wear blue again

ivoryunknown:

this may actually be one of my favourite photosets on tumblr

(Source: venula)

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

sluttyteenwolf:

THIS DOG IS BETTER AT ART THAN I AM ARE U KIDDING ME

(Source: poyzn)

unshaped:

when you’re tired and people force you to do something for them

image

(Source: unshaped)

spaceexp:

Starry Sky from the Space Station

spaceexp:

Starry Sky from the Space Station

  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

(Source: sandandglass)